Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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