i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
