Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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