Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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