did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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