Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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