you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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