Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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