do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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