You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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