Three words: puerto rican gang bang
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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