So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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