Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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