Sober January is a disaster.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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