His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
This is classic penis vs brain.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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