Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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