It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
