Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just fell off a train. Bad.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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