you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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