I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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