Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
do herpes really smell.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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