last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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