i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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