even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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