i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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