Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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