Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
we should paint friendship bongs
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