Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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