just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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