what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you win again, gameday.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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