Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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