I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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