so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
