I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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