I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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