I need help removing her.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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