Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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