that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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