U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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