the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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