he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We have started to decorate penises.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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