I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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