We're like a lot better than the average bears
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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