Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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