If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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