we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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