Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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