hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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