You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
