i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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