Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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