I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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